13 tips to had “success” in the art world.
- Use thousands of small things and repeat them in an obsessive way to make something. Oh, bottle caps perhaps? Maybe for a portrait?
- Anything with obsessive qualities of repetition, because using aesthetics of the mentally ill is so PC.
- Photo realism in a lifeless way. “It might be cold and dead, but oh so impressive, how did they do that?”
- Plug your art in and light it up.
- Insert new technology to create projections like the Apple Itunes Screen savers, which on the computers are often better.
- Animals in found objects. Everyone loves animals, and if in found objects, thats neat!
- Fill room with hanging objects. Again, repetition is very hard to do.
- Make something huge, really, really, really huge. Because a subject at 5 feet is much better when made to be 50 feet! Really! Bigger the better.
- Wax, pour wax over anything and it looks pretty cool.
- Make something come out of a wall. Truly, anything that appears to be coming out of a wall might be considered ground breaking and impressive! Because walls harbor all kinds of hidden things.
- Garbage Art, take some stuff off the street and put it together in a shitty way, talk about entropy and look as cool as possible.
- Insert sound in video like a childs swingset to trigger nostalghia.
- Do large photographs on plexi of partially nude kids or adult
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